How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract.

Ethics of the police

I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated… I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don’t have me cremated, no matter what.

What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you’re 13 before it comes on your face.

What do you call a party of communists that haven’t seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why are stock traders so good at sex? Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you.

TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I’ll ^show ^^myself ^^^out

Valar morghulis the feminist extremists’ motto.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung? You can’t fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians.