What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!

Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: – No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: – Because, I have not done my home work…. 🙂 🙂

Whats Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall

Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s legs.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath

“It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds.” “Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?” – Anyone buying a white BMW

The Reds are going to The Series this year.

My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, “What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?” I said, “It’s not what it looks like!”

my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing “Welcome to the Jungle” to every customer