Short Jokes
A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar…. The only reason I knew is that they wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar…. The only reason I knew is that they wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot.
I’ve never been one for Nazi jokes… I’ve been nein for them.
*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it’s me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like ‘drive me to the airport’
Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell.
How can I ever be happy… If I was born crying?
What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq
The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing.
My garbage disposal can’t even handle this banana and now I’m wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal.