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People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

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If you receive an e-mail that says: ”FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS” Don’t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.

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Some people complain about it, but I don’t really mind going into work every morning… It’s the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off.

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A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, “I’d like a woman.” “Forget it old man, you’ve had it.” “How much do I owe you?”

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A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms. ‘Do you want a bag?’, the cashier asks him ‘No’, the boy says, ‘she isn’t *that* ugly’

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