I used to piss myself when I stood in front of my 3rd grade class. It costed me my teaching career…

What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Arious!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!

WARNING! If you get an e-mail with the title of “Nude Photo of Newt Gingrich” DO NOT OPEN IT! It IS a nude photo of Newt Gingrich.

How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down

Make the little things count… teach midgets arithmetic.

PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don’t ask why, I’m just a bit messed up in the brain

I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we’d give the wrong answer. “What’s hotter, green or red peppers?” Green “Nope. Green.”

Why didn’t Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him.