The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in…

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend.

A Funny Joke My Life…

It would just be mean to make a joke about the woman with lumber breast implants….. Wooden Tit

The relationship stages;- :* :'(

You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W’s

Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids.

interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group

Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son.