Short Jokes
What’s the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It’s never ending.
What’s the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It’s never ending.
A priest checks into a hotel… says to the clerk, “I assume the porn is disabled.” Clerk says, “No! It’s just regular porn you sick freak!”
A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, “40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?”
Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd.
How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman? If God were a woman, she would have made semen taste like chocolate!
Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I’m like, “Good for you. You’ve not let the fact you can’t be tattooed stop you from getting a bike.”
This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke
I like my men like I like my coffee– silent.
Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.
Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can’t jelly my dick into your girls ass.