What’s the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It’s never ending.

A priest checks into a hotel… says to the clerk, “I assume the porn is disabled.” Clerk says, “No! It’s just regular porn you sick freak!”

A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, “40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?”

Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd.

How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman? If God were a woman, she would have made semen taste like chocolate!

Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I’m like, “Good for you. You’ve not let the fact you can’t be tattooed stop you from getting a bike.”

This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke

I like my men like I like my coffee– silent.

Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can’t jelly my dick into your girls ass.