Short Jokes
What is Lil Jon’s favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. …Forgive me I’m freshly smoked.
What is Lil Jon’s favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. …Forgive me I’m freshly smoked.
My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe..
What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure order a burger and a shake!
My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done
KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver – Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond – Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver – Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond – ” DHAI ANOTHER DAY ”
I don’t volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper “you’re doing great” when a waiter is describing the specials to me
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1….. Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk
What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon.