What is Lil Jon’s favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. …Forgive me I’m freshly smoked.

My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe..

What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure order a burger and a shake!

My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done

KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver – Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond – Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver – Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond – ” DHAI ANOTHER DAY ”

I don’t volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper “you’re doing great” when a waiter is describing the specials to me

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1….. Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk

What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon.