Short Jokes
What’s a thesaurus’s favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch
What’s a thesaurus’s favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch
How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it
Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)
isn’t it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal.
Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you’ll just spread it around.
My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.
Where can you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin.
Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard.
I don’t think I’m a father but I better celebrate just incase I am…