What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats

If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to “Widowed”, it’s time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.

Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!

If you don’t like oral sex You should keep your mouth shut

Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C.

What made Tesla successful ? Its musk

I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It’s called the “Learning to Count” trilogy.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !