Curiosity killed the cat… NASA sincerely apologizes…

My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don’t know what they’re talking about… In my view it’s golden.

Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved.

Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5’7″? Friends

In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad

No one spoil the ending, I haven’t finished the iTunes user agreement yet!!

At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, “Because I’m trying to give you a physical.”

End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?