Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, “Push!” I was convinced it was a Pull door.

I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why can’t two Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don’t make a white

Playing the prequel to Angry Birds where the pigs fuck all the birds’ wives.

Michael J. Fox was in a car crash… …a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. “Yeah…” Michael said “I’m just a little shaken up”

Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear