I’d make a political joke… But it’s too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went.

To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They’re all criminals.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot

What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal

How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

My ex posted a pic captioned, “Just me” and I commented, “Yes just you and your 7 personalities”

A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word.

American Public Schools.