Short Jokes
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups
Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command.
An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We’re a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession.
Half-Life 3’s release date.
Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin’ dick!
That new vet really screwed up my pig’s colonoscopy He’s pretty ham-fisted
Warning: Joke contains racism Racism
I’ve heard rumors that desperate prostitutes use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities.