How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies

Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn’t see that well.

How many women does it take to play tennis? You can’t play tennis in the kitchen

What happens when the Pope dies? ….another one popes up.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said ‘you came out of it’.

A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior.

NSFW Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit… One fly farts. The other fly says, “Do you mind? I’m eating.”

What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots

What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off