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Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.

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I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you’re going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses “Dancing With the Stars”? “I was robbed” Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn’t help myself.

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So my neighbor knocks on my door. So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!? Lucky for him, I was up playing my drums.

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