Did you know Hitler’s father was a cobbler? He made Jews.

What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic? They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork

This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud

My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax.

I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax.

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail… I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back way too expensive and really bad quality.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE

What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it? a dead cat