There’s a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year.

Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him “How do your pants fit?” The man responded, “Like a glove”.

What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles

What do you call it when a chameleon won’t change colors? A reptile dysfunction

My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?

Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure

I like my Wifi like I like my sex… Unprotected.

What is Carroll Shelby’s favorite food? A torque-y sandwich.

While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!

Tonight is bad for me. Could everyone arrange to Wang Chung maybe some time early tomorrow afternoon?