My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I’m racist.. typical lying Mexican.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal.

What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team…. …decided not to abbreviate their name

Man has sex with dead corpse That’s my fetish.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11

I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.

*bank* ‘miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding’ *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too

I’m really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.