What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem’s H to O.

Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer

How do you know you’re golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz

How many dead baby’s does it take to paint a wall? _

What’s fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them

It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first.

What’s the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don’t know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.