“Hot damn!” – the Nazi’s probably after their dams were destroyed. I don’t know; I’m not a historian. It’s just an educated guess.

So a duck walks into a bar… He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says “Hey there, what can I get for you?” And the duck says “I… I don’t know. I’ve never made it this far.”

Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency… But it’s oKKK with me!

Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90’s.

There’s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed…

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.

Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they’re absolutely right because smart men don’t get married.

What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation

what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full.

You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he’s giving me the silent treatment. He’s doing it wrong. I’m doing it right but can’t tell him.