Level of Spanish – I understand what’s going on by the intonation.

I don’t care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction

All I’m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus.

My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I’m going to wear my “Mind the Gap” t-shirt to the gym

An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people’s shoes.

What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay.

It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don’t live long enough to develop it.