Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results

George washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!” … well, swine flu.

If intelligent people don’t start procreating faster than the trash in “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” we’re all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?

My friends recently got some copy of his grandfather’s auschwitz diaries. They’re a little brief though. Day 1: Showers

I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way

hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for

Mickey is getting a divorce “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy”

All the kids had a name except

A guy walks into a bar… He says ouch.

“Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?” “No. I got them all cut.”