Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher’s aides

Why do Welsh farmers …. Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back

What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

[First date] Ok, don’t let her know you’re a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? “Sure, it’ll be ready in two hours.”

The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow… I called her up and asked, ”Did you get my drift?”

need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night

I must remember…no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling.

why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you’re a stupid old man

im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled “PBR! WOOOO!”

I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said… I wasn’t the Juan.