What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin.

As if being a surgeon wasn’t enough you’re a general too?

The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual.

I have to say to you something… something.

Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, “Idaho”.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS

What’s the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you’re gay.

I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have gone horribly wrong.

There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by “liking” their grown children’s facebook updates.

I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?