Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest? A natural log.

Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent.

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Me and my GF split…she sais ” You never listen….” Or something like that…….

u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert

My uncle died on 9/11 Those buildings can come out of nowhere.

Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea’s long range missiles

What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness.