What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone… A bitch fucks everyone but YOU.

Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump’s security team came out of nowhere to deport me.

I like my women like I like my wine… Twelve years old and in the cellar.

now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there

You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer… They never get old.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it’s a good day lipstick

Can’t wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare.