How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

What’s brown and sticky? (wait! There’s more…) What’s brown and sticky? A Stick. What’s brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick.

Anonymous gets Alzheimer’s They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not….

What’s another word for “thesaurus”? Steven Wright joke, iirc.

i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards

How do jellyfish live without brains They are blond

I was asked to babysit once but it didn’t go very well. You’re not meant to sit on them.

What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces.

The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ reversed is ‘Gnihton’ which also means nothing