Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender.

Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor

Where does bad light go? Into a prism.

I really can’t walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need someone to drink the drink, I’m your man.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It’s made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*

If you watch the biggest loser backwards it’s a story about your mom.

What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan

Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive

13 year old girls be like “I need a man who.. ” Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework.