The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain’t good.

What’s Franklin D Roosavelt’s favorite game show? Deal or New Deal

Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5’2″, go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!

Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I’d see it in the wild.

How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It’s in bread

Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry’s singing

*boss calls me into office* “um but sir my name is–” Be quiet you’re “into office” now

What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!

Well… I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world