There are 10 kinds of people… * The ones who know binary * The ones who doesn’t know binary * and the ones who taught that this joke was in binary…

Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard.

Lovers joke When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate….others require a full clip and a shovel.

what if soy milk is just regular milk…. introducing itself in spanish

A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

You’re the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies.

Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike’s new slogan will be, “Just Dew It”.

I’ve found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.