Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra… The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals…

All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6.

I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.

Yo mama so fat… … slapping her belly causes gravitational waves. OR … every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.

I made a website for Kids’ jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours.

If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium… But then I said “Na, I’ll do it later.”

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade

I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they’re in.