What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray

What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in, really.

Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton.

I thought I really understood what I was thinking, and then I spoke.

What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter

Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I… Can’t…. Breathe…. Sincerely, your damn balls.

What’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One’s weasily recognised – the other’s stoatally different