Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. “Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?” “Just put it on my bill.”

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring

Why is Man Utd’s chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal’s forces.

Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside

What’s an owl’s favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!

Women always say they want security… When I’m around.

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car

What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

There is this new awesome technology to do group chats… It’s called “put your damn phone away and join the conversation!”