The problem with being gay It’s a pain in the ass

I saw that show locked up abroad. I expected to see more than just a women getting locked up. But that’s all it was, that show is so literal.

Two hillbillies were playing chess..

I’m more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice.

Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say “Hello”.At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.

Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed.

The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?

What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable.

Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me.

Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.