-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You’d look pretty funny riding a cow…but you’d look much worst milking a bike

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose

Ginger Ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane.

Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once.

I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile.

What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!

What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven’t seen it)

A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition… But it caiman second.

Did you “ask” me or “axe” me? Because seriously…… one is murder.