New Girlfriend (56) — Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57).

My wife came home with a duck under her arm… “This is the pig I’ve been fucking” she said “That is a duck, not a pig” I replied “I’m not talking to you”

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )

What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother.

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?

I’ve decided to become a raw carnivore… I guess you can say I’m going cold turkey

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they’re good ones, they’ll both blow really well.

Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?