A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls

What are some of your good ‘fake names’ Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect

What’s the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat.

Does anyone know if ISIS is hiring? I heard they offer new hires a company cell phone and/or car.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i’s (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It’s a bad pun.

I call my girlfriend Dumbledore. She’s a head master.

who says homosexuality isn’t a decision? i turn women gay all the time.

What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ….hasidic I’ll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good…

Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!

There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit