Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla

How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Yo mama is so stank… She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams.

On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away

I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum.

What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress

Saying MILF… in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning…

Dude… I was there, don’t try to change the story.