What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell a carrot?”

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? …I can’t even…

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

I’m not on the Atkins Diet. I’m on the Rowan Atkinson Diet… It’s all BEANS!!

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D.

Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don’t You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I’m The Principal’s Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction.

You know how when you’re in high school and you get “senioritis” and your brain shuts down? When does it come back on?