Boaz must’ve been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless.

I ate everything, including the H.

Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.

Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones.

What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle

Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.

In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today… One was a salted.

Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent.

After watching “Breaking Bad” and the VMAs in the same night, I think I’d rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.