Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who’s a stripper and who’s not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC.

What’s Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go ‘head girl, it’s sherbert day

wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE

It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand.

Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It’s not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes.

I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses… So anytime I make a bad pun, I’m gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool.

Horses are very contrarian… No matter what you ask them, all they say is “neigh.”