People tell me that I’m condescending That means I talk down to people

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery

You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud. And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don’t cry when I’m chopping up men.

A grasshopper sits at the bar… …and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?”

Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!

Are they “haters” or just “people who noticed that you’re a dick”? Check again.

That one. “that one.” says a booy. “what do you mean?” says another boy. “oh, i was just answering your question.” “what question?” “i already told you.”

I’m in a band called Missing Cat. You’ve probably seen our posters.