Why don’t north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they’ve got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What’s the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)

The economy is doing really bad… Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room.

Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one.

*pulls out earbud* What? “We need to talk.” *pulls out earbud* “You’ve been spending too much time at Chernobyl.” *pulls out earbud* No way

The world is becoming too politically correct You can’t even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say “Lamar can you please paint the fence”.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb… It’s quite an obscure number you probably would not have heard of it.

We’re all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark… Bellybuttons.

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

It must be Monday somewhere.