Start with the answer. What’s an easy way to ruin a good joke?

My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes.

What’s white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord.

I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows.

Don’t cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It’s a waste of time!

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists.

Strip club[OC] So I’m at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,”bet that’s gonna leave a lasting mammary.”

If Frieza is King Cold’s son… Does that make him a little Cold?