Short Jokes
I have a Victoria’s Secret model’s body!! (in my basement)
I have a Victoria’s Secret model’s body!! (in my basement)
So I’m still newish around here… What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?
My girlfriend caught me cross-dressing So I packed up her clothes and left
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said “Oh, I thought you were the radio.” Flattered, she asked “Did you come to listen?” “No,” I replied, “I came to turn it off.”
How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth.
What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control.
Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire 🙁
Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No… we’d be even.
Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba.