What’s the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney.

What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? “Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.”

What’s a minister’s favorite food? Tacos al pastor

My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel… It comes and goes… It also occasionally sucks 😉

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father’s Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card.

What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee

Velcro. What a rip off!