Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives.

Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did.

“Man, what’s eating you today? *looks down* I Don’t know…. GET IT OFF OF ME!!!

What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt.

One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. – And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!

Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter.