What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things.

What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says “Idaho”.

What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s finger

You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.

It’s just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ‘Dont Feed the Animals’ rule.

What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job.

If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.