Go to racist joke, what’s yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with “two black men wanted for rape” first one says “fucking niggers get all the best jobs”

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips.

Why do lawyer’s suits never have pants pockets? Because their hands are always in someone else’s!

My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven’t told my cellmate yet though

Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive. 2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn’t tell anyone else that they were vegan.

What is Jeb Bush’s campaign slogan? Third time’s the charm

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?